To my wonderful wife on her 35th birthday:
Dearest Mommy Squishy Cupcake Shoes,
Happy 35th Birthday! I want to tell you the 35 things I love about you! (Notice I didn’t say “Love the most.” I had to keep it decent for posterity! This movie is rated ‘G’!)
1) You are so giving that you spend your birthday time and money on acts of kindness for others.
2) Your expression is always happy and positive.
3) My life is infinitely better because you are in it and love me.
4) All who know you would describe you as the happiest person they know.
5) You always give the best to your family.
6) You think of others first.
7) Your children adore you!
8) You’re a good darts player.
9) You make a mean Massaman Curry!
10) You love to travel to exotic places.
11) You have a great lizard face!
12) I love your chocolate brown eyes and your long brown hair.
13) You’re a great dancer!
14) You like going to movies with me more than your girlfriends.
15) You like dancing in front of the movie screen.
16) You drive our family everywhere! (not crazy)
17) You have a great sense of loyalty.
18) You are open with your feelings.
19) You laugh at my jokes.
20) You get giddy late at night (and ticklish)!
21) You love the outdoors.
22) You have high standards.
23) You are adventurous.
24) You love your Heavenly Father and Savior.
25) You have a nice smile.
26) You have a good sense of humor.
27) You have good taste in men (and furniture)!
28) You are a hard worker.
29) You like camping with your family.
30) You’re an expert landscaper.
31) You keep a great house of order (despite your children’s best efforts!).
32) You have a green thumb.
33) You dress like a supermodel on a shoestring budget. (It helps that you have a supermodel body)
34) You are as thrifty as they come!
35) You actually agreed to be my wife forever (That must have taken some faith!)
I love you! Here’s to the next 35!
With Love Forever,
Ad.